One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,
and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around his
penis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctor
says, "I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some
medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give you
something else." So clinton takes the perscription and takes the
pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician
then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in
3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescription
he gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says,"Rub this
around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton
returns the next day and starts shouting, "Wow! That stuff was
terriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!"
The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover.
Sent by Bradley