One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,

and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around his

penis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctor

says, "I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some 

medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give you

something else." So clinton takes the perscription and takes the 

pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician 

then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in

3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescription

he gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says,"Rub this 

around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton 

returns the next day and starts shouting, "Wow! That stuff was

terriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!"

The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover.
 
Sent by Bradley