A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During 

his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he 

gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch

hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.

In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on

Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son
of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Don't worry
i got him with  the gas can!"

Sent by Rob