|  |
Today's Jokes | Archives | Lists | Random | Register | RandJoke on Your Page |
|
|
|||||
|
|
|
||||
|
||||||
|
|
|
Here is yer Joke:
Safest Way to Drive
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving
habits, offers the following advice:
The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly
proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's
exposure.
One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds
are caused by non-drunk drivers.
Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Play at the best online casinos and remember that winning the top highest jackpot is not a joke at all.
As well as reading jokes, playing poker online can be lots of fun also. If you are from the USA, you would be better to check out these US Poker Sites.
| |||||||||
