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So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building
and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white
guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after
you pee?"

And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in
our hands"

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