Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a
dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.
  Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying
"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.I Had A Miscarriage."
  He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
  When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had A
Miscarriage...
   He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.You didn't have a miscarraige.You
had diarrhea on a toad."