Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 

Pokern



Here is yer Joke:

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a
harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware
of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like
a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."



Rating: 3/5 (16 Votes) Send This Joke To a Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
  • Getting married
  • A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
  • A great way to spend eternity
  • For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
  • Jump to  



     

    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2007. All rights reserved.

    Immigration and Personal Injury Lawyers
    (718) 554-3630 - free consultation!

    Poker


    Poker Schule

    Read about diseases
    in layman's terms:


    Obesity
    Impotence
    Heartburn
    Herpes

    More conditions ›