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A MAN'S SCHEDULE 
1. Get up. 
2. Pass gas. 
3. Drink cup of black coffee. 
4. Pass gas. 
5. Dress, skipping shower because "alarm didn't work". 
6. Pass gas. 
7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for 
work. Pass gas while "enjoying" favorite site. 
6. Drive to work. Pass gas at stop light. Open window to air out 
car. 
7. Get to work at MacDonalds. Pass gas in bathroom (for all 
patrons to enjoy). Forget to wash hands. 
8. Lunch. Double cheesy cheeseburger and supersized fries. 
Pass gas. 
9. Arrive home. Pass gas. Have a beer. Pass gas. 
10. Tell wife you want sex. Belch. Finish early, belch and fall 
asleep. 
11. Get up at 3 A.M. waking wife but instead of finishing her 
off, return to computer to talk in the chat rooms - imagining 
what a stud you are, chatting with all those "gorgeous women" 
online. Pass gas.




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