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Here is yer Joke:

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 
124.7" 

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by 
the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on 
the far end of the runway." 

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure 
on 124.7... did you copy the report from Eastern?" 

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff... and 
yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our 
caterers."

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