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    THE LAND OF OZ

   Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
   together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and
   whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
   When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize
   they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the
   Wizard of OZ.
   Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Says Gingrich,
   "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's
   Dorothy?"





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