A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a
   family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him
   about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with
   people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come
   to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your
   brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so
   I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out
   the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do
   you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?