The Hat

   An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
   Instead of buying a
   new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the
   vestibule. When he
   got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew
   where he had to sit
   and listen to the entiresermon on "The Ten Commandments." After
   church, the man met
   the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his had vigorously, and
   told him "I want to
   thank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal
   a hat and after
   hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it."
   Preacher: "You mean the commandment 'I shall not steal' changed your
   mind?"
   Old Man: "No, the one about adultery did.
   As soon as you said that I remember where I left my old hat!"