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Here is yer Joke:

   
   There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing.
   His friend, the game warden, couldn't figure out how he did
   it, so one day the game warden decided to go fishing with
   his friend. The fisherman took his friend the warden out
   to his favorite spot. Once there, the fisherman took a
   stick of dynamite out of his backpack, lit it, and threw
   it into the water. The dynamite exploded and a dozen fish
   floated to the top. The game warden said, "That's illegal,
   you can't do that."The fisherman goes, "Really?" He then
   lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the water.
   The dynamite exploded, and a dozen more fish floated to the
   top. The game warden said, "Stop that now, and take this
   boat back to shore...I'm going to have to give you a citation
   and confiscate all your gear." The fisherman said,"Oh, really?"
   He then lights another stick of dynamite, throws it into
   the game warden's lap, and said "You gonna sit there and
   keep flapping your trap, or are you gonna fish?"
   




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