Nuns First Hot Dog
   Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to
   the other, "I hear
   that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her
   companion replies, "but if
   we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
   Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor
   and they both walk
   toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too
   pleased to oblige and
   he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a
   bench and begin to
   unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers.
   Staring at it for a moment,
   she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part
   did you get?"