A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.
   I have AIDS."
   The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man answers "yes." The doctor
   says, "I think I
   can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart
   of prune juice.Take
   ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune juice. Take a nap for
   a couple of hours.
   When you wake up your problem will be solved." The man answers, "Will
   that cure my
   AIDS?" The doctor replies, "No, but you will find out what your ass
   hole is really for!"