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   Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient
   oil lamp in an ash
   can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it.
   Sure enough, out
   popped a genie. "Master, I shall now grant you one wish." The man
   spoke, his eyes
   bulging with desire. "I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for
   the rest of my life!"
   The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.
   





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