A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all
his stuff into boxes.  His roommate comes in & asks
what he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They just
made homosexuality legal."

"So why leave now ?" queries his roomie. "Gays have
been part of the scene here for years and years."

"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell out
of here before the damn fools make it compulsory."