Definition of Programmer



Programmer:

A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after 
innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with 
micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive 
documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious 
reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding 
a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information 
in the first place.