Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."
Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an
advisor."
Employer: "More than we can use already."
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a
janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
a person with your qualifications."
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a
seat, we may have an opening."
