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                  Did you know that once you get married,
           you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?
   First, there's House Sex:
          That's when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on
          the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime -- much
          like two crazed rabbits.
   Then comes Bedroom Sex:
          That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the
          curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked -- you
          make love in the bedroom.
   Last comes Hall Sex:
          That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl -- "Screw
          You !"

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