A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part 
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, 
the captain asked for questions.
     
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen 
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
     
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air 
and scatter oneself over a wide area."