A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that
   they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert
   himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we
   wouldn't be here at all!"
   
   The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only
   would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
   there be any "we" in the first place."