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   Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But
   when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his
   wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his
   new bride.
   "Well, you see, this morning when I got up," he said, "I was barely
   awake from a wonderful night of love-making. More out of habit than
   anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser."
   I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn't
   even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some
   spending money.
   "No no !" he half wailed/half said, "You don't understand. She was
   half asleep too and gave me $30 change."

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