After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their
Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice
CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in
pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each
a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more than enuff to
drink. Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after
a whirl-wind courtship, by the hand and tenderly began to lead her
towards the bedroom.
"Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out with a guy it
always ends up the same way."