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In response to the continuing debate about Global Warming the American
Medical Association has added their voice to the debate over the
government's proposed Carbon Reduction Scheme:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
'Oh,Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

The  Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the assholes in Washington.




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