Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins
to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to  
listen.

MAN:  "Hello?"

WOMAN:  "Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"

MAN:  "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only 500.  Is it okay if I buy it?"

MAN:  "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN:  "Oh, thanks so very much.  I also stopped by the Mercedes garage
this morning and saw the new models.  There was one I really, really
liked."

MAN:  "How much?"

WOMAN:  "80.000"

MAN:  "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras."

WOMAN: "Great!  Oh, and one more thing.  The house we wanted last year
is back on the market.  They're asking 1,500,000."

MAN:  "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, no more than
1,250,000."

WOMAN:  "OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you!"

MAN:  "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
absolute astonishment. Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile
this is?"