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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". 

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."




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