One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the
doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived
to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything
else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor
standing above him.

"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't
worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you
were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested
that your brother Bill name the kids."

"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name
them?"

"He named your daughter Denise."

"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"

"He named your son Denephew."