A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing 
then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed 
into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she 
collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a 
stitch of clothing on.

Horrified, she let out a shriek.

Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly. "Don't let it bother you,
miss," he moaned. "I'll never live to tell anyone."