The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose 
interest!" 
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots 
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and 
lie still!"