Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a 
strictly mathematical viewpoint it  goes like this: What makes 100%?  
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people 
who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 
100%. How about achieving 103%? Here¡¯s a little mathematical formula that 
might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M  N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented 
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take  you:
A-S-S¡ÖK-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = a whopping 118%!!!!

So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will
get you there, Bullsh*t and  Ass Kissing will put you over the top!