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This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some 
arsenic. 
He asks "What for?"
She says "I want to kill my husband".
He says "Sorry, I can't do that."
She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."





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