A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up 
to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really 
rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is 
amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a 
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around 
in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. 
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You 
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. 
The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're 
bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you 
started it!"