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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th 
wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a 
headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she 
replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My 
Husband - Stiff At Last.'" 



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