One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water
cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria
said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked
me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?"
"Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then
use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your
dress and you'll have fantastic s*x!"
"What should I do?" asked Gloria.
Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."