A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and 
his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, 
but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield 
wiper. The lawyer picks up the note. 

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the 
accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving
my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."