A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes 
to the right and one drive goes to the left.
The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.  She grabs a club and 
takes a mighty swing at the ball.  She hits a beautiful second shot, but 
in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf 
bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the 
way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand 
the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically 
ill to the point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows."
The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"