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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young 
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black 
leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus 
rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that 
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the 
bus' first step. 

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she 
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this 
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the 
step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step. 

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and 
unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the 
step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg 
because of the tight skirt. 

So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the 
offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make 
the step. 

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her 
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. 
The pretty young woman went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, 
screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who 
you are!!!!" 

At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you 
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind a figured that we was 
friends."




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