Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
cork in his ass.  
     
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
     
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over 
a lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban 
came oozing out.  He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie.  I can grant-um 
you one wish."
     
And I said,  "No shit."