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Here is yer Joke:

The woman  entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her
full lips, she sank  into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.

The handsome  stranger turned, having sensed her approach.

Locking his  steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,
his experienced gaze  measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft
murmurs of assurance.

He  sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly
released her from  her constraining attire. With a sigh of
surrender, she allowed his foreign  hands to unleash her bare flesh.
He expertly guided her through this tender,  new territory, boldly
taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements 
deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had
gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy
was within  her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,
she thought, "It's  too big! - it will never fit!"
Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place  as if it had been made
only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over  her, she met
his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her  eyes.

And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned.
Oh, yes,  this woman would want more. She would want to do it again
and again and  again............


DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR  SHOES?



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