A husband from Long Island, kissed his wife goodbye and got into his 
Cadillac to drive to work in New York City. He'd gone about a mile when
he remembered that he'd left something in the bedroom. So he turned the 
car around and drove back home.
When he walked into the bedroom, there was his wife, lying totally nude on 
the bed and the neighbor standing totally nude beside her.
The quick-thinking neighbor promptly went into a squatting position on the 
rug and said, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Jones, because I was just telling 
you wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I'm gonna shit all over 
the floor."