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Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. 
Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my 
entire life."

"What happened?" asks Birnbaum.

Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for 
seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of 
dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my 
brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to 
top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son 
having sex with the garment model on my desk!"

"You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even 
worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven 
days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the 
credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my 
brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to 
top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son 
having sex with the garment model on my desk!"

"How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It 
was identical!"

"You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments..."




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