The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, 
then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, 
after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand 
trap. 
All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been watching. 
"What club should I use now?" he asked the pro. 
"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"