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The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.
The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I
know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect
you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. 
The boss pressed on, " Who told you you could come and go as you
please around here ?" 
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,
...."My lawyer."

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