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Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. 

Dear John, 

Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased 
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. 
In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you 
to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness. 
Therefore, we want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for 
shooting President Reagan. We are well aware of how mental stress and pain 
could have driven you to such an act of desperation. 
Hillary and I are confident you will soon make a complete recovery, and 
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive 
citizen. 

Best wishes, 

Bill Clinton President United States of America 

P.S. Just thought you might like to know, Ken Starr is fucking Jodie 
Foster.



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