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I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for
this so soon, but I really need it badly.  I haven't had it for a while
and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and
soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you
can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very
desperate and I need your help.  You must think by now that I have a lot
of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all
the juices until it's very dry.  I am not going to beat around the bush
any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?

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