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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the 
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice 
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really
indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are 
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"




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