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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. 
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can 
grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her 
panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my 
chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back. 
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was 
your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards 
it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL 
SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!" 




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