A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the
doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the
doctor asked, "How many times do you have sex per month?" "About two or
three." the man replied. "You should be doing better than that." the
doctor offered. "Take these pills and come back in a month." The man did
and a month later he was again asked by the doctor, "How many times did
you have sex last month?" "About two or three times." the man answered
again. "I can't understand it," the doctor continued, "you should be doing
much better than that." "I don't know," replied the man, "that's not bad
for having no car and a small parish."
