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Here is yer Joke:

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and 
coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the 
other one down her panties. Now this happened another three times and the
bar man was getting rather curious. The bar man nicely questions her and 
asks her why she is drinking one Barcardi and coke and throwing the other 
one down her panties. She replies, "I just won the lottery and that's the
only cunt getting a drink out of me tonight!" 



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