Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old 
woman walked by. "Hey, Billy Joe," one said, "I think that's Mother 
Teresa." "Your nuts." "I'm telling you."
They approached the woman and one asked, "Are you Mother Teresa?" The old 
lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you goddamn perverts," she hissed, 
striding off. "Jeez," Billy Joe said, watching her disappear into the 
crowd, "now we'll never know."